Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Call of the Wild



So close, yet so far
Another trip to the lake and this time sans Monsieur Sigurd - just me and the ducks. (For you readers who don't know Sigurd - he's my horny cousin who lives next door at the lake. He travels to France every summer and is a bit of a toad. More about him in another entry. Stay tuned.)

For me, the best part about visiting the lake are the smells. I had my nose to the ground the whole time and hardly ever looked up - only once to notice that there were ducks in site. There is just so much to sniff out that I didn't have time to take a break. I sniffed from the moment we arrived to the moment we left. I sniffed my way all the way up to the neighbor's house in back, but was stopped in my tracks before I could crash their barbecue. Maybe next time.

Thursday, August 25, 2005

Maggie Goes to School





Lots of puppies with a lot to learn
Today was my first day at puppy motivation, known in better circles as "retriever training". It was pouring rain - perfect wet dog weather. There were lots of retriever puppies like me - black, yellow, golden and chocolate - and I wanted to play with them all!

Many of the puppies attending the course are in training to be hunting dogs. And, there are a few, like me, who are in training to be family dogs. But, except for the puppies' people, it was hard to tell the difference between a hunting-dog puppy and a family puppy. The hunting-dog people were dressed to kill (pardon the pun) - with English field coats, tweed hats, high water boots and whistles around their necks. (If a duck had flown over our group, he'd been a goner for sure.) The family-dog people were dressed in jeans, raincoats and running shoes. One family-dog person even had a camera with him and was taking photos of the puppies and the people. But the hunting-dog people didn't smile much for the camera.

We milled around a lot at the edge of the forrest waiting for all the puppies and their people to arrive. In the meantime, all of us puppies were on leashes - pulling, coughing and straining to sniff and play with each other. Sometimes we got tangled up in each other's leashes. The people didn't like that much. Especially the hunting-dog people, who were there for serious training.

I can't count but I can tell you that we were many, many puppies, and because we were so many puppies, they had to split us up into two groups. Our group made our way from the parking lot into the wet, rainy forrest where we formed a big circle. The moment we'd been waiting for had finally come! All the secrets of how to be a good puppy were about to be revealed. But first, because of all the excitement, I had to make a visit behind a tree. When I rejoined the group, our trainer, a person, was in the process of teaching us puppies the basics of sit, heel, stay, come and "walk nice". I did my best but I thought the sticks on the ground were more interesting - as was the back-end of the hunting-dog puppy in front of me.

But, I learned two things today: First, I get a treat when I do something right. I'm not always sure what I do right, but I sure like those treats. Second, black puppies like me get just as dirty as yellow puppies - you just can't see the dirt until you dry off with a towel.

Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Puppy Check-Up



The vet loves me, too!
It wasn't as bad as they say. I got to eat lots of crunchy dog treats before and after my shot so I didn't even notice what was happening. Then they did my nails, poked in my ears and said I had a nice bite. (I knew that.) They also weighed me. I weigh 8,35 kg or 18.37 lbs. At my first weigh-in on July 26th - about 4 weeks ago - I weighed 4,2 kg or 9.24 lbs. The puppy chow seems to be working. The vet said she has a 5-year-old golden retriever and that she forgot how "cute" we are when we're little. She liked my name, too. (They're not many dogs named Maggie in Denmark.) She also told me that if I think I love to chew now then I can really look forward to the time when I start losing my puppy teeth (in about 2 months). She says that puppies like me really love to chew then! I can't wait!!

Sunday, August 21, 2005

Growing Pains



What a difference a week makes
I don't understand it. Last week I could grab a rock, a toy, or a clump of moss from the lawn, run into the living room and slide quickly and elegantly into the dark space under the sofa - one of my favorite places in the whole house. (This is where I can chew in peace while watching everyone around me try to coax me out.) But last night something was drastically different. Feeling especially recharged after a visit to the backyard, I grabbed a sock and took off like a shot heading for my usual place. But instead of sliding, I had to wiggle and squeeze myself under the sofa. It was cramped under there! And I didn't like it! They had to lift the sofa so I could get out. Now I have to find a new and bigger place to hide.

Thursday, August 18, 2005

Wild Thing




























This little piggy goes down
Some of my readers may think I look sweet and innocent but looks are deceiving. This little piggy didn't stand a chance.








Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Chewy Goodness


If the shoe fits, chew it
For the most part, I like to chew on just about anything...people's fingers (child fingers taste best), rugs, rocks, sticks, grass, chair legs, newspapers, rope, string and shoes. Shoes are good - sandals, tennis shoes, running shoes, clogs - they're all good. And, the bigger the shoe the more fun it is to carry around. You see it's not about finding a shoe and then chewing on it. It's about finding and selecting just the right shoe, carrying it to another place in the house and then chewing on it. Another great thing about shoes is that they come in pairs so even if you manage to chew one to pieces there's always an extra one laying around. Brilliant.

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Maggie Goes to Town



City Girl
Helsingør is the city for me. Exciting smells, lots of action and very friendly people. I have never met so many people at one time, and they all wanted to say hello to me. Big, little, old, young, fat, thin, happy, grumpy - they were all smiling at me. I waited outside the hairdresser for about 20 minutes and within no time there was a small crowd all around me. Next time I think I might put up a "Feed Me" sign and a blanket and see how much money I can collect. It's gotta be my face they love. What do you think?

Sunday, August 14, 2005

One Tired Puppy



First road trip
First trip to the lake! Ducks, sticks, high grass and Sigurd, my horny cousin, who couldn't keep his paws off me! Sigurd is a 7 year-old dacshund with bad manners, bad breath and only one thing on his mind. Luckily he was removed from the premises so I could explore the area in peace. Best part of the day: finding sticks to chew on. Worst part of the day: the car ride, but the ride home was a breeze - I was too tired to care!