Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Chewy Goodness


If the shoe fits, chew it
For the most part, I like to chew on just about anything...people's fingers (child fingers taste best), rugs, rocks, sticks, grass, chair legs, newspapers, rope, string and shoes. Shoes are good - sandals, tennis shoes, running shoes, clogs - they're all good. And, the bigger the shoe the more fun it is to carry around. You see it's not about finding a shoe and then chewing on it. It's about finding and selecting just the right shoe, carrying it to another place in the house and then chewing on it. Another great thing about shoes is that they come in pairs so even if you manage to chew one to pieces there's always an extra one laying around. Brilliant.

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